burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 




expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

(Source: expels)

I don’t know why people teach kids about "pimples" and "hormones" and "armpit hair," and refrain from telling them that if they don’t achieve their billion-dollar dreams at the age of twenty-one, there will still be much more to life. And that when you fail at your first job, it isn’t going to be the end of the world. And eventually you will realize that each person’s world is different and your only job is to figure out what your best world can be.
― Hannah Hart (otherwise known as Genius)

(Source: falterunbroken)

done:

with your shit

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings


theme by modernise